Yes you read the title correct you are witnessing a record being broken! I am writing my first blog ever, which is more then the previous record of zero.
So let's just lay down some ground rules. Grammar, eh. I don't care that much. Can you read and comprehend my blog? Yes? You can? So when I put a period were a semi-colon should be I am not going to ruin your reading experience? Perfect! I will pay very little attention to it then.
And secondly, I just assumed people are reading this, but let us be honest no one is reading this blog yet! And if they are they probably cannot read because Jersey Shore and Teen Mom made there Brains into Mush. Therefore all blog posts will come out on tape, eventually.
Thirdly, this blog will one day be huge so remember this post because you were here from the start!
Honorable mention: I will give you a brief overview of what this place will be about, let's start with the title. Man/Child in Basement. I am a new 23 year old College Graduate who is living back home with mother and father. I have over $500 dollars in bills every month due from loans I had to take out to go to college and I'm still jobless!
I told myself I need to be honest somewhere in life and here is the place to do it. You will know everything about me. Not in the Twitter sense were you will know if I went shopping or not but the feelings, emotional, occupational, disfunctional ways of my life. During this time I will pick a main focus for my blog!
Finally, I have faults. Tons of them. As we speak, I'm drinking heavily. A big fault I know, but hey that's part of life so if there is ever a post that starts something like this, "sduydbfm" just skip to the next one!
Remember life is better with company.
Brandon McCraw Valentine
Your daily fix of a modern tale of a unemployed 23 year old college grad who is living in his parents basement! Who could possibly want more? P.S. It's not as sad as you think!
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